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 Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject: Super Ultra Fun Interactive Story *fun claim not guaranteed |
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So here's a story idea i'll start one and the next poster continues it and so on and so on until a full story is made.
There once was a man named Garry. He was a simple man and bored with his everyday life. So one day he left his house and decided to.....
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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...make a difference in the world. You see, In Garry's humble opinion, the world needed more penguins, in more places. So he set off in the direction of...
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Mexico, which is south from where he lives. For you see Garry has dyslexia so he confused his north and south directions.
So when he got to Mexico and asked for Penguins, the first thing he was told was....
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..."no hablo ingles, senior." And he was promptly pointed in the direction of the dollar store. Garry figured that if he was on his way to find penguins, and no one habloed ingles, that it might take a while. He figured he would stock up on...
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Wesker
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Creamed corn. As everyone knows that penguins cannot resist the taste of creamed corn. So he went into the dollar store but was distraught to find they were all sold out. So he had to settle for ......
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Peas. Which he figured wouldn't work, but it was better than nothing. Having acquired peas, Garry stepped outside of the store. As he did, he heard a loud noise from across the street. Looking up, he saw nothing other than...
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...Lord Zylock, master of time and space, in an increasingly intense argument with a police man over the nature of Zylock's double parked sphere of time. He caught Garry out of the side of his peripheral vision, to which he replied...
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"FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG!"
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Smee80
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Though Garry may be a simple man he has single handedly defeated Lord Zylock's evil scheme of time traveling to the past and eliminating the existence of penguins and creamed corn. Even though Lord Zylock insults Garry on a day to day basis Garry always....
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Wesker
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| Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| Smee80 wrote: | | Though Garry may be a simple man he has single handedly defeated Lord Zylock's evil scheme of time traveling to the past and eliminating the existence of penguins and creamed corn. Even though Lord Zylock insults Garry on a day to day basis Garry always.... |
I think you misread the story dude.... Garry wanted penguins as he thought the world needed more of them. All Zylock did was get a ticket for double parking his time sphere and then called Garry a fag for some random ass reason.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:29 am Post subject: |
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Don't worry, Chuck. We're on the right path.
| Smee80 wrote: | | Though Garry may be a simple man he has single handedly defeated Lord Zylock's evil scheme of time traveling to the past and eliminating the existence of penguins and creamed corn. Even though Lord Zylock insults Garry on a day to day basis Garry always.... |
Looks on the bright side. At least he doesn't have a parking ticket! With that thought, Garry brushed by Zylock and headed south. Which is the direction he was pretty sure the penguins were in.
As he left the store behind him, peas in hand, Garry couldn't help but wonder if it was mere coincidence that brought the time-travelling troublemaker to Mexico at the same time as he who sought to increase the worlds' population of penguins. Though he had foiled Zylock's plans once before, could the master of time and space be at it again?
Garry let the thought go, and continued to focus on the task at hand. If he was to increase the speed at which penguins reproduced, he knew he would need...
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Paper mache, and lots of it. Gary heard from a guy who read a study once on penguins that said a helmet made of paper mache was the ultimate in male mating dances, and drove the females wild. Of course, this brought up the question of where to get all the...
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Smee80
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Liquid and/or spray starch since Garry noticed at the store where he bought the peas was completely sold out of anything starch for some reason. Suddenly as he was passing a tv being watched carefully by a group of people at a restaurant. The news interrupted a soccer game to announce that all the creamed corn and starch was stolen from stores around the world. Garry knew for sure...
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.. That some man was trying desperately to become the supreme overlord of the penguins, by wearing the largest paper mache helmet and feeding them all the creamed corn he could find that he could RULE THE ANTARCTIC!
Gary knew that he had to...
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Wesker
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Build a time machine in order to prevent this from happening. So he grabbed a shopping cart, some duct tape, and a TV antenna and prepared to travel back in time.
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