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Meadowknight
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XenoZero wrote:
Holy what the shit was that?!


Chuck is sick, the keyboard cat played for him as he left us without a story, then a sparkly vampire killed it and I had some too (what? I'm a dog person Razz), Mike is confused, and Jackie is a racist for her own race, lol.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want racism ask Chuck about the Japanese Magic Water.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HUNK wrote:
I really do think that Chuck earned a medal of some kind for his post. I don't know what kind of medal, or whether it'd be something to be proud of or ashamed of, but he definitely deserves some kind of recognition.



I demand a beer and a ham!


And how was the magic water thing racist?! They were the ones that said it...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess I didn't get this across the first time.


What the FUCK just happened?!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure Chuck just attained some kind o Guinness Book record.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey hey Chuck. You owe me your life.

<3 Your sister

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'm going to send you one can of pink silly string for every FUCK I see in that last post.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....Alright, who took Chuck off his meds?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That may be a good idea Jackie...we may need the silly string as restraints and to use as gag so he can't bite his tongue off O_O. Or just spray him with water...it works on ankle biter dogs.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wesker wrote:
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Dammit!


In the immortal words of Nelson from "The Simpsons"...


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well at least this time he didn't curse himself to sleep.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or stand up and start screaming. "MAKE MEGAMAN 10"
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys are jerks. This is worse than that time you all made me a yellow snow cone. Didn't taste like lemon at al.......


Oh you guys are asses!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wesker wrote:
You guys are jerks. This is worse than that time you all made me a yellow snow cone. Didn't taste like lemon at al.......


Oh you guys are asses!


You know, there is beer here. What are you doing at home posting tonight is the epic Wesker & Graham vs Case of Stella sparring match.
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