Southern California and Outlying States Moose Haters Society - Social Forum  FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  The 12 Days of Raccoon          Southern California and Outlying States Moose Haters Society Forum Index :: Y'know, Whatever View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message HUNK Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 638 Location: San Diego Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:05 am    Post subject: The 12 Days of Raccoon On my first day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me A city crawling with zombies. On my second day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my third day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my fourth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my fifth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my sixth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my seventh day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Seven stupid puzzles, Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my eighth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Eight zombies shuffling, Seven stupid puzzles, Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my ninth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Nine blatant plot-holes, Eight zombies shuffling, Seven stupid puzzles, Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my tenth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Ten angry Tyrants, Nine blatant plot-holes, Eight zombies shuffling, Seven stupid puzzles, Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my eleventh day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Eleven helicopters, Ten angry Tyrants, Nine blatant plot-holes, Eight zombies shuffling, Seven stupid puzzles, Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies. On my twelfth day in Raccoon, my true love showed to me Twelve missiles flying, Eleven helicopters, Ten angry Tyrants, Nine blatant plot-holes, Eight zombies shuffling, Seven stupid puzzles, Six crappy spin-offs, Five leather chairs, Four itchy tasty, Three virus samples, Two Jill sandwiches, And a city crawling with zombies! _________________ "There's a time to pray to the winds, and there's a time to go kick some ass." --Gerard Butler Back to top Wesker Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 333 Location: Somewhere Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:07 pm    Post subject: ........and then the city was nuked. did any of the games ever established if the city was rebuilt? _________________ "You're not the real Santa Claus!" "Sure I am, wanna see my gun?" Back to top HUNK Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 638 Location: San Diego Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: Nope. All that's known is that there was a big ass crater, and Umbrella set up a little research building to investigate it for some reaosn. _________________ "There's a time to pray to the winds, and there's a time to go kick some ass." --Gerard Butler Back to top Vernedead Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 250 Location: San Onefre Nuclear Reactor Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Wesker wrote: ........and then the city was nuked. HUNK wrote: ...and Umbrella set up a little research building to investigate it for some reason. Does Umbrella think about what they are doing before they do it, or do they just like their employees irradiated? _________________ But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. Back to top HUNK Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 638 Location: San Diego Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm    Post subject: This is the Umbrella Corp plan, as written by Zero Punctuation. I think they pretty much nailed it. 1. Kill own staff 2. Make zombies 3. Get city nuked 4. Legal proceedings 5. Bankruptcy 6. Something else 7. Profit _________________ "There's a time to pray to the winds, and there's a time to go kick some ass." --Gerard Butler Back to top Wesker Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 333 Location: Somewhere Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm    Post subject: lol that or they have a giant solution board with various answers written on it they then chop off the head of a chicken and see where the dismembered body runs to and lands. "Sir the chicken landed on nuke!" "BOMB THE CITY!!!!" _________________ "You're not the real Santa Claus!" "Sure I am, wanna see my gun?" 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