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Wesker
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 Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:42 pm Post subject: Here's a fucking story for you |
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God damnit!!!
I'm not doing this shit seriously.
I'm fucking dying here.
I've got a summer cold.
I can't stand this fucking shit.
Fucking God Damn Summer Cold!!!
This mother fucking , cock sucking, eye gouging, soul raping, titty fucking, ass wiping, back breaking, castrating, bitch ass, dick chopping, genocidal, cunt eating, facist, racist, son of a bitch, suicidal, zealot, nazi, baby killing, moose supporting, faggot, candy ass, replacing the cookie crook and cop in the cookie crisp commercials with some random ass gay anthropomorphic wolf, money stealing, fucking , fuck , fucker, fuckwad, shit eating mother fucking (forgot I said that already), fucking, ass shit god damned, shithole, hippie, pot smoking, con artist, sparkly ass vampire, rapist, censor, dick hole, pussy, bullshit, dell laptop, shit, shitty, lactating, muscous producing, puss filled, bullshit, self fucking , inappropriate timing, shit load of fuck and fuck load of shit , piece of crap wrapped in cadaver summer cold!
Fuck
Fucking Shit!!!
You know what, here's a story. Don't get your hopes up. It's not gonna be good. Lower your expectations.
Fuck... here goes......its not gonna be good though......I got a summer cold......
So there was this guy ok?
and he did stuff
and uh....
you know what.......
Fuck this shit....
play me off keyboard cat
*leaves
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DorianHolmes
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Once upon a time Chuck had a cold.
Get better quick bitch we leave for Vegas Sunday and we don't need you sneezing while we're stumbling around drunkenly that could be dangerous!
Think of the free suite and free booze Chuck and the healing will come from within.
Oh and between the three of us?
The Don said I am to arrange an accident for your cold, send your cold to sleep with the fishes, cause the don don't want his doll unattended when he's busy with his work, and the don don't trust no one but you, ya seeee? The don don't like when viruses try to come into his domain so don't be so suprised that the concrete bricks are already setting and the cops are already bribed to look the other way.
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That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
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Meadowknight
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:03 am Post subject: |
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Dude...a sparkly vampire just killed the keyboard cat .... and I had some too...
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Wesker
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seriously wtf?.......I don't have the flu, but I think I'm gonna throw up.
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DorianHolmes
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| Wesker wrote: | | seriously wtf?.......I don't have the flu, but I think I'm gonna throw up. |
I could suggest a few causes. Being my brother I am sure you can see into my evil little mind and know exactly what I'm thinking!
...oh yea, I went there.
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Longfangs
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I do believe the cat's startin' to turn...
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HUNK
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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What the fuck just happened?
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Meadowknight
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| HUNK wrote: | | What the fuck just happened? |
ILMAO!! XD
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crystanci
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Angela's trying to be Asian. That's what happened.
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Meadowknight
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| crystanci wrote: | | Angela's trying to be Asian. That's what happened. |
ROTF!! 
I was touching up some blood on a mutilated cat carcass for the film "The New Daughter" in the make up room..where we also had our lunch each day. I picked up my fork and asked one of the guys to take a pic for me...then he got all into it and put part of the fur on my fork XD! The bird prop you see there is part taxidermy (the feet and feathers/general shape are real). I have a strong stomach...I ate lunch next to some interesting props, one was a frozen, severed human leg, lol.
Sorry you're so sick Chuck, my mom just got over a cold a couple days ago. Lots of crap going around, I'm paranoid about getting sick next month...because I have Labyrinth Ball, I'm flying out of state, and then Comic Con. I'm gonna workout and take a ton of vitamins to be in the best health possible X_X. I'm actually halfway wishing I would get sick now to build up my immunity XD.
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HUNK
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I really do think that Chuck earned a medal of some kind for his post. I don't know what kind of medal, or whether it'd be something to be proud of or ashamed of, but he definitely deserves some kind of recognition.
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Meadowknight
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| HUNK wrote: | | I really do think that Chuck earned a medal of some kind for his post. I don't know what kind of medal, or whether it'd be something to be proud of or ashamed of, but he definitely deserves some kind of recognition. |
I think the cat does too...for his..last act...of music. *cleans teeth*
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| Holy what the shit was that?! |
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