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XenoZero
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 Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:32 pm Post subject: Seriously! |
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Okay Chuck. Seriously man.
What the hell. Seriously. Where are our stories?! GET TO IT OR I'LL GET THE WHIP! |
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Meadowknight
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck...if you give us a story I'll give you a shoulder rub  .
(Sheesh Jeff, so demanding!! so "violent"!)
oow! I'm gonna start another thread...lets see which one he responds to! BWAAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!
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XenoZero
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| If you post here chuck we will go Moose Hunting togather. |
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Meadowknight
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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Or if you post in my thread I'll teach you how to kill a moose with your bare hands, and I'll give you a shoulder rub .
LOL.
Or you can just post in both threads so we're all happy XD.
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XenoZero
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Angel. We all know that he does in fact already know how to kill a moose with his bare hands. This is in fact common knowledge. |
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Meadowknight
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| XenoZero wrote: | | Angel. We all know that he does in fact already know how to kill a moose with his bare hands. This is in fact common knowledge. |
Yeah but I know of quicker, stealthier ways to do so....there's even a death stare I can perform, that will paralyze even the mightiest moose. First they're frozen, and rendered completely helpless, then my gaze cooks them from the inside out like a giant moose sized microwave. It melts them into a gooey puddle, leaving nothing but the hooves. This is a secret technique that has been in my family for years, and it's highly effective because they also can't make a sound through the whole process. Also, any moose that interferes will also be frozen momentarily, and then explode from the friction of entering the field of vision too quickly. There's no way any of you already know it, since it's like a family recipe (secret!).
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XenoZero
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| who wants to kill a moose Silently. That takes all the fun way out of it. You see me and Chuck are REAL Americans! you know how we kill the moose? GUNS. We could use our bare hands if we want but Americans use our guns cause that's what me and Chuck used to save Christmas. |
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Wesker
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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We only kill mooses with guns, arrows, bare hands, and sometimes blunt objects like rocks, branches, and craps as hard as diamonds.
Will post some stories next week, was busy this week with E3, rib pain, and other stuff.
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XenoZero
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't forget the drinking. You were busy with the drinking... VODKA DRUNKINSKI! |
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Meadowknight
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| Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Wesker wrote: | We only kill mooses with guns, arrows, bare hands, and sometimes blunt objects like rocks, branches, and craps as hard as diamonds.
Will post some stories next week, was busy this week with E3, rib pain, and other stuff. |
Sorry your rib hurts, drink some soda to be prepared! lol.
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HUNK
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| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Wesker wrote: | So, you see, many moons ago - when the people went to the eagles' den to get their eggs to feed their babies, so the kangaroos wouldn't get them - that's when they realized they needed to use plants instead of rocks for the tools. Or else you risked getting the chickens angry at you.
Because when they eat, they use those rocks to crush 'em up into gravel so they can swallow their food. Because, you see, they don't eat like we do, us Indians. They don't have the proper teeth muscles to chew up their food, so they gotta crush the rocks into gravel and swallow it so they can push the food down their esophagus.
So that's what happened, okay? |
To quell the unhappy townspeople, here is one of Chuck's old stories retold here on our forums.
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Meadowknight
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| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Now you have to post an old story in my thread...for I am not appeased!...KIDDING. 
I don't think I was present on the forums for the eagle-chicken story XD.
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HUNK
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| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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That one was actually in person. Which is probably why it seems so short in text. It was agonizingly longer in real life.
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XenoZero
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| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| It must have been an honor and Privaliage (I feel sorry for you) to hear such a story. |
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